I Want It The Way I Want It Dammit...Windy And In Front Of A Giant Plane

Gone are the days of MTV actually playing Music Videos (except for maybe 30 minutes a day). Gone are the days of The Box (I believe it was channel 107 for me) which would play music videos 24 hours a day and you could call in and request any video you want, even though nobody ever did. In order to rehash long-lost memories of days gone by and junior high dances, I have posted a few of my favorite videos from the mid-90s...

Inspired by office antics this morning, I got a sudden urge to post this video.  It will no doubt bring you back to the days of junior high and girls standing in a circle screaming every single word while you were standing against the wall in your tie trying to figure out the best way to penetrate their defenses and separate one of them from the rest of the pack so you can feebly dance with your hands around her waist...at arms length of course

Who can resist silver hair? I know I can't...



Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt,

Once you were on top of the world. Starring in I Know What You Did Last Summer and then Can't Hardly Wait with Seth Green and Ethan Embry. Your name is even first listed on the IMDB page! But what has happened to you? You seem to have fallen into oblivion, disappearing off the face of the earth like few other extreme hotties from the 90s can do...I miss your smiling face and your, ahem, large chest. Let's remember the good old days when shitty pop "stars" wrote songs about you wearing a green dress, and being on TV. The same ones that referred to themselves as LFO (probably because they realized that "Lyte Funky Ones" was retarded in every sense. And yes, that is what LFO actually stands for). Why aren't you on TV anymore Jennifer, why?!?!

With all the lust my 16 year-old heart can muster,

Sean